What Would God Tweet?

Some comedic genius with a lot of time on her/his hands has apparently created a Twitter for God. What Would God Tweet is by far one of the most entertaining Twitter pages i've found yet. Am I following them? You bet I am! Especially with little gems like these included:

Day 1: Lighting system installed, brb. Day 2-6: Some assembly required: sky, plants, cows, people. Left humans in charge, lol. Day 7: Siesta5:59 PM Apr 13th from web

Daniel 6.1-23: Daniel thrown into lion's den because of his faith, emerges like Siegfried, not Roy.1:28 PM Jun 19th from web

Uh-oh. RT @Jesus: One of you guys is about to betray me.5:43 PM May 28th from web

Noah's ark: No rock-climbing wall, casino or umbrella drinks. This IS your grandfather's cruise ship. With animals. And one unlucky janitor6:42 PM May 19th from web

God tells Abraham to deep-six son Isaac; changes mind when knife is drawn. Abe rewarded for faith. Isaac may need years of therapy - Gen. 223:21 PM May 7th from web

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