Bryan Safi is host of one of the most entertaining shorts on Current TV - That's Gay! Here, he tackles the topic of Gay Marriage and how we're so silly to want it since, you know, it will lead to pedophilia and inevitably people marrying ducks. Yes. Ducks. Watch and see for yourself. And then just try to not watch the rest of Safi's videos. That theme music was obviously made by the antichrist... so damn catchy!